new book, 10 bones:

it's great because there are pictures? from the 60s?

new shoes, price irrelevant (ahem):

they're great because they are brown leather perforated oxfords. yeah.

i promise the next post will be about some crafty crafts.

i really need to go to memphis

THESE ARE SO GREAT.

Shin Murayama. Maybe you've seen?
So what have I been doing with my summer?

does learning about one and a half guitar chords and watching weeds count for anything?

i am fat man's personality on a thin man. or vice versa.

what is worse than having no money?
ironing your dad's shirts for one and a half hours and having only three dollars.
this is what is meant by dehumanizing labor.
i applied at every area barnes and noble and every local library, but like, this recession is for real?

does unemployment give me an excuse to loaf on my couch watching info-mercials and drinking lemonade?

you should have put him in custardy

Maybe you've seen this already.
But if you haven't, you need to see this.


I mean, this is Jim with a beard.
Jim Halpert.
With facial hair.
I mean, can this get more insane?

world market is like a convenient store and a baby borders combined

soundtrack for today:

started off the day glueing feathers and paper boxes to headbands, then i drank smoothies, and ended the day at a picnic in the park. apparently i am the only one who thought a plaid dress, lace-up leather sandals, and big wooden earrings would be appropriate for a summer day? i need new friends.